Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Camel Filters and Pheromones
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
An Old Flame With a New Wick
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
Bad News from the Clinic?
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
The Salmon Under My Sweater
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
Does This Smell Funny to You?
Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
Madame and Her Special Friend
Something Salted and Twisted
Santa's Village of the Damned
Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Just Once With Aunt Sophie
Arguments for the Quickie
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Apologies for the Frivolity
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
Castrating Sheep in Montana
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
Young People Have Phlegm Too
I Merely Slept With a Commie
It Never Rains in Hooterville
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Rough Night in Hump Junction
Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Waiting for the Right Snapper
Taterhead Is Our Love Child
The Flavin' and the Mavin'
He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
I'd Like to Start With the Cat
She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
Baseball Was Better with Steroids
Whipped Unto the Third Generation
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
For the Sake of the Child
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Crude and Uncalled For (1)
Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2)
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
This Is Not Gonna End Well
Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
Twanging Your Magic Clanger
A Good Time in Central Africa
Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
Lookin' for Japanese Subs
Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
People Who Love Peepholes
Big Girls Don't Throw Food
A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Thank You for the Intercourse
A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
What a Lovely Landing Strip
One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
The War Against Gingivitis
The Straw in My Donut Hole
I Changed My Mind About the Milk
Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For
That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
Avoid the Chinese Mustard
Something My Gynecologist Said
Grab a Feather and Get in Line
Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon
Bazinga! That's From a TV Show
Another Night With Neil Diamond
Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe
Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
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